Friday, April 23, 2010
Guest Blogger: Googol The Goldfish
Long, long ago, no humans lived in the house. The water line went clear to the ceiling and the fish could frolic through any room they wished. The world was clean and pure back then.
There was this one door you weren't supposed to open.
One day this dumb girl fish went and opened it and the water started gushing out! The house drained dry. The only fish who survived were the ones who hid in the bowl.
Now that the door was open, inferior creatures came in. They were grotesque hairy animals like dogs, cats and humans. They claimed the house as their own.
Too bad I wasn't born back in the good old days. Things were better then. And I'd make sure nobody opened that door!