tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-366184212024-03-06T20:53:05.475-08:00Tail o' the RatNot the sharpest dish in the knifewasher.Namowal (Jennifer Bourne)http://www.blogger.com/profile/00384500508934864421noreply@blogger.comBlogger631125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36618421.post-8094057970736799932014-08-07T09:35:00.000-07:002014-08-07T09:35:07.858-07:00Star Nosed Mole Pics<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Star nosed moles amuse me.Namowal (Jennifer Bourne)http://www.blogger.com/profile/00384500508934864421noreply@blogger.com24tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36618421.post-38389936261220400472014-07-31T18:16:00.002-07:002014-07-31T18:16:38.115-07:00The Cookie Snatchers<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Namowal (Jennifer Bourne)http://www.blogger.com/profile/00384500508934864421noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36618421.post-14356915668496235512014-07-31T18:13:00.002-07:002014-07-31T18:13:24.143-07:00Nom Nom Nom<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Did Cookie Monster originate "Nom nom nom!" for "I'm snacking on something, perhaps ravenously?"Namowal (Jennifer Bourne)http://www.blogger.com/profile/00384500508934864421noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36618421.post-61880441803484113442014-07-31T18:10:00.002-07:002014-07-31T18:10:23.847-07:00Toucan in Venice<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Namowal (Jennifer Bourne)http://www.blogger.com/profile/00384500508934864421noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36618421.post-82165986202428324452014-07-31T18:04:00.002-07:002014-07-31T18:04:56.887-07:00Self Portrait from Last Year <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Namowal (Jennifer Bourne)http://www.blogger.com/profile/00384500508934864421noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36618421.post-9734568197170421842014-07-31T18:02:00.003-07:002014-07-31T18:02:39.197-07:00Lollypop <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Namowal (Jennifer Bourne)http://www.blogger.com/profile/00384500508934864421noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36618421.post-76057892641225510772014-02-18T18:35:00.000-08:002014-02-18T18:35:07.627-08:00Interview with my Subconscious Mind.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<b>ME:</b> So, tell me about yourself. What makes you tick?<br />
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<b>SUBCONSCIOUS:</b> Want Hostess Ding Dong!<br />
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<b>ME:</b> Sorry, but you're not getting one-<br />
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<b>SUBCONSCIOUS:</b> Ding Dong gots chocolate and white filling. Yum! Ding Dongs!<br />
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<b>ME:</b> Yes, but this isn't about Ding Dongs. It's about you. Tell me about-<br />
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<b>SUBCONSCIOUS:</b> WANT DING DONG!!!<br />
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<b>ME:</b> You can keep saying that, but you're not getting a Ding Dong. Got it?<br />
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<i>(someone walks by)</i><br />
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<b>SUBCONSCIOUS:</b> That <i>ugly</i> person!<br />
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<b>ME:</b> That's not very nice...! Shame on you!<br />
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<b>SUBCONSCIOUS:</b> No like ugly person!<br />
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<b>ME:</b> You haven't even <i>met </i>them. Why are you so judgement-<br />
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<i>(car backfires nearby)</i><br />
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<b>SUBCONSCIOUS:</b> <i>Danger! Danger! Danger! Danger!</i><br />
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<b>ME:</b> Calm down! <br />
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<b>SUBCONSCIOUS:</b> <i>Danger!</i> Must<i> fight! </i> Must<i> run away!</i><br />
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<b>ME:</b> It's someone's <i>car,</i> you dolt! It's harmless.<br />
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<b>SUBCONSCIOUS: </b> Maybe not danger?<br />
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<b>ME:</b> Of course not!<br />
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<b>SUBCONSCIOUS:</b> Safe?<br />
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<b>ME: </b>Yes, you're safe.<br />
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<b>SUBCONSCIOUS:</b> Me safe now. Want Ding Dong.Namowal (Jennifer Bourne)http://www.blogger.com/profile/00384500508934864421noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36618421.post-61508938329353011162013-12-28T08:50:00.001-08:002013-12-28T08:50:45.509-08:00Crack PaRody!<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="344" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/SQZwSEE4kcM" width="459"></iframe><br />
Some smartass has made an "enhanced" version. Don't tell me you weren't laughing by the 19 second mark.Namowal (Jennifer Bourne)http://www.blogger.com/profile/00384500508934864421noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36618421.post-53587712516410684572013-12-27T12:46:00.000-08:002013-12-27T12:46:09.016-08:00Come visit the Cracks...!<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="344" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/0y0ffj__R4g" width="459"></iframe><br />
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Anyone familiar with my older posts know the story well:<br />
In the mid 1970s an odd Sesame Street cartoon appeared. It involved a girl and cracks on her wall that morphed into animals. I remember being intrigued. <i>That would be cool if I wall cracks could turn into things and play with you!</i><br />
Then came the climax : a jagged crack face shows up, growls, and falls apart in chunks!<br />
It frightened me so badly that I ran from the room when it came on. I feared the "Crack Monster" for years. I was <i>sure </i>he'd appear on my wall at night. Even normal cracks made me nervous. <br />
I figured it was one of those "silly things that scared me as a kid." Yet when I blogged about it I got tons of feedback from fellow GenX kids who had the same reaction:<br />
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Some comments I've collected about it over the years:<br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13.333333969116211px; line-height: 17.98611068725586px;"><b>"...not nearly as scary as the cartoon with the talking crack in the wall. That still haunts me."</b> -Ann Arbor, Michigan</span></blockquote>
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<b><span style="background-color: white; color: #202020; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13.333333969116211px; line-height: 17.77777862548828px;"><br /></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #202020; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13.333333969116211px; line-height: 17.77777862548828px;">I am amazed to know there are so many other people that were scared by this. I thought I might be the only one... .... Scared the crap out of me as a child.</span> "</b></blockquote>
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<b> </b><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><b>"... that **** cartoon with the crack in the wall that came to life (btw, i *REALLY* want to see that so if anyone has it, please let me know!)"</b>-Illinois</span></blockquote>
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<b>"When I was a kid, there was an animated skit that used to have me screaming and running from the TV... ... It was about this girl sitting in her room on a rainy day. She has a whole bunch of cracks on the walls in her room (I guess she had plaster walls). As she's sitting there, her imagination starts to go wild, and she sees the cracks form into different shapes, mostly animal shapes, and they start to come to life. There's a camel, and a monkey...<br />...and behind it is a horrible looking splinter crack monster in the plaster with a really scary face! ...It claims that it is the crack master... ...I remember when the skit started, I was like "Oh no!" And started to scream and then when the face appeared I became hysterical! I had horrible re-occurring nightmares based on it for the entire time it was on the show. I've been trying to find it ..."</b></blockquote>
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As famous Sesame Street shorts began to appear on YouTube, we anticipated seeing our nemesis again. Yet it never showed. <br />
Then things got weird. Jon, an internet acquaintance <i>claimed </i>to have a copy. He'd gotten it from an mysterious source that allegedly <i>made him sign paperwork </i>that he wouldn't put it online or duplicate it. <br />
A few months later, I met up Jon, half expecting to be pranked. He <i>did </i>have a copy, I watched it again for the first time in almost 40 years.<br />But mysteries remained. Why was it kept under wraps? Why did Jon get singled out as a the person who got a copy?<b> <span style="color: #0c343d;">More importantly, who made it? Who were the artists and musicians behind it? Why has nobody come forward, especially now that it has a cult status? </span></b><br />
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Then, on December 24th, I got a note: it was on YouTube. An anonymous email to<a href="http://lostmedia.wikia.com/wiki/Sesame_Street_%22Crack_Master%22_Short_from_Episode_818_(1975)"> The Lost Media Wiki contained the clip.</a> I believe it's from a different source than Jon's source- as the latter seemed to be pulled from a Sesame Street episode (A few seconds of Ernie preceded it) and the former started with a title card. Crack Master has been freed!<br />
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<b>Note: </b>One thing I just noticed- I'd always interpreted the character to have black pupils (as if he's looking away from the others). As he ratchets up his scariness, they grow into spooky socket-like holes. However, on closer inspection- I think he was supposed to be interpreted as having <i>dark </i>eyes with <i>white</i> pupils. This makes more sense (why would he be looking the other way) and makes him look less grotesque. At least he's making eye contact and not staring away, zombie style.<br />
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Namowal (Jennifer Bourne)http://www.blogger.com/profile/00384500508934864421noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36618421.post-15961937379029135472013-09-14T15:46:00.001-07:002013-09-14T15:46:36.469-07:00Storybook Practice DrawingsMy assignment was to draw/sketch five different characters. I'm not really proud of any of these, but I had a choice. Draw what came to mind or sit around waiting for something brilliant (a.k.a. not drawing at all). Perhaps a detail from one of these will push me in the direction to something better.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<b>Bee Alligator:</b><br />
What's good: I like the flowers.<br />
What's bad: I don't like anything else. <br />
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<b>Butterfly with Mangled Wings:</b><br />
What's good: I like his expression.<br />What's bad: Too depressing for a children's book.<br />
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<b>Cat and Dog:</b><br />
What's good: I like their personalities- you can tell they're up to something.<br />
What's bad: Cat and dog? Like that hasn't been done a zillion times before... Also I don't like how the background is washed out. I would have made it more colorful, but feared it would be distracting. I wish there was a book called "How to make engaging cartoon backgrounds that don't 'fight' with what's in the foreground."<br />
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<b>Dragon in Dungeon Nailed to the Wall.</b><br />What's good: I like the frowny face window. Also the character seems sympathetic. <br />
What's bad: Too warped and depressing for a children's book.<br />
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<b>Weasel and Basilisk</b><br />What's good: I "painted" them with a texture of a pear my friend posted on facebook. I think it makes the sketch more interesting.<br />What's bad: Background is too sparse! I wanted to add more detail, but didn't know how to do so without interfering with the foreground. I also should have left out upper joint on Basilisk leg. And why doesn't he have eyebrows?</div>
Namowal (Jennifer Bourne)http://www.blogger.com/profile/00384500508934864421noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36618421.post-57904699632168751712013-09-04T18:45:00.002-07:002013-09-04T18:45:54.533-07:00Cactus Clown<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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One of my friends loves cactuses but hates clowns.<br />
I knew what I had to do.<br />
<br />Namowal (Jennifer Bourne)http://www.blogger.com/profile/00384500508934864421noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36618421.post-31251899889886759182013-08-26T17:37:00.002-07:002013-08-29T11:10:22.471-07:00The Scary Branches<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Practicing putting my characters in actual settings. Also trying to be more dynamic with lights and darks.<br />
This doesn't completely work for me but I can't figure out why.<br />
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Here's a rough reworking of the picture. It seems more alive. Hoping my coloring, inking and shading won't drain the aliveness.Namowal (Jennifer Bourne)http://www.blogger.com/profile/00384500508934864421noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36618421.post-78054368128532800722013-08-13T15:47:00.000-07:002013-08-13T15:47:09.850-07:00The Jello Heart<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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In 1999 I started my VFX career working the graveyard shift at Centropolis FX. I was one of three overnighters, but the daytime people hung around into the evening. They were busy, but found time to play around. A football-sized wad of Silly Putty could be bouncing nearby. Someone in a Boba Fett mask might be tugging at it and yelling that it was "stuck." Furbys babbled over the intercom. An alarm clock that made chicken noises squawked loudly at 3:30 am from a locked room.<br />
Then there was the pop-up prank.<br />
Someone would remotely log into your machine and run a command that caused an image to pop up, repeatedly, on your screen. Usually it was something gruesome- as in is <i>That's not marinara sauce and ravioli! It's blood and- -HOLY MOTHER OF GAWD!!!</i><br />
One weekend I had a little fun. Some revenge. <br /> I'd found a Jello mold shaped like an anatomical heart. It came with instructions on how to make a remarkably realistic desert. You prepared peach gelatin with condensed milk, let it set, hollowed out the "aorta" and painted the "veins" with food dye. The result smelled fruity but looked liked it'd been snatched from the coroner. Small patches of unmixed milk clung to the surface like fat globs. I put it on a tray and dumped strawberry syrup "blood" around it.<br />
That Sunday, I snuck into work and put it in the fridge. I figured people would think a Jello heart was funny. Then they'd eat it. Right?<br />
I reported to work Monday night.<br />
Not long after, my boss stuck his head into the office. "That thing you guys left in the fridge..." he laughed. "You guys are sick f_cks!"<br />
I came forward as the sick f_ck behind the prank. "Did you like it?" I asked. "Did you have any?"<br />
He looked at me funny.<br />
Later that night I learned they thought it was real- that I'd gone to a butcher and stuck a bloody beef heart into the fridge, next to the leftover bagels and black bananas. It was immediately thrown out (they made the new guy do it.) <i>Nobody</i> seemed to believe it was "only" Jello. Didn't they notice it smelled like peaches? Or were they so horrified that they didn't get close enough to inspect it?<br />
I'm not sure what's more disturbing- their lack of faith in my artistic ability (I<i> did </i>make fake stuff look real for a living, right?), or their assumption that I'd bring a<i> actual </i>heart to work and <i>stick it in the fridge...</i><br />
Sure, I'm weird, but not <i>that </i>weird.<br />
<br />Namowal (Jennifer Bourne)http://www.blogger.com/profile/00384500508934864421noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36618421.post-90343561659361376872013-08-11T16:13:00.000-07:002013-08-11T16:14:16.907-07:00More Slug and Goose EvolutionHere's an earlier version of a page spread from my wannabe picture book. The text is removed, but you can guess they aren't getting along...<br />
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I thought my blue goose creature was a hoot. Everyone else said "That's a goose? He looks like Woody Woodpecker."<br />
Then came a more goosey goose. And slime. (Left it rough and uncolored because I learned you're expected to submit it that way*)<br />
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It's an improvement. Still, when I showed it to an art director, she pointed out that my art could be more dynamic: too many pages were using the same staging. And shouldn't there be some kind of background?<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgX_BDYL9cvuJZUKv021oBafrVlNx_w1IracNtw0pVmg5rbqXPSN8ZID6XuxhVVBY_9LoOoXbiMrj2MKk7fKxYA-wzpIuTf4OqTYUdmiaLICYx1E1B6THeMhoePOPEsTRs1HOTV/s1600/SpreadKalt.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="412" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgX_BDYL9cvuJZUKv021oBafrVlNx_w1IracNtw0pVmg5rbqXPSN8ZID6XuxhVVBY_9LoOoXbiMrj2MKk7fKxYA-wzpIuTf4OqTYUdmiaLICYx1E1B6THeMhoePOPEsTRs1HOTV/s640/SpreadKalt.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>
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Here's a new version (the blank space at the bottom is where the words go.) Each character is trying to trick the other, so I played that up. Or tried too. I'll probably rework this page- and the others- a lot more before I dare submit this anywhere.</div>
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<br />Namowal (Jennifer Bourne)http://www.blogger.com/profile/00384500508934864421noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36618421.post-77776764272083042652013-08-09T15:42:00.000-07:002013-08-09T15:42:08.437-07:00Uh Oh....<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Practicing the "drawings that include the background" concept.<br />Originally the sky was much redder, but it was distracting.Namowal (Jennifer Bourne)http://www.blogger.com/profile/00384500508934864421noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36618421.post-80283173578849523812013-08-07T16:23:00.001-07:002013-08-08T19:15:57.135-07:00Caricature Attempt: MyselfThis took forever. I think drawing yourself is tricky because your brain knows damn well what you look like, and will detect anything that's off. The hair drove me crazy too!<br />
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And here's a revised version. Resemblance is a bit better, but now it's losing some of the cartoony expression.</div>
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Here's the original drawing I made for a spread in my (wanna be picture) book. </div>
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At full size, it looks flat.</div>
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I scrapped the lines and added some stylized shading and texture:<br />
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Then I added slime:<br />
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The image was one I showed in my portfolio review.* The person doing the critique noticed that the yellow slug had a similar color value as the background grass.</div>
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Desaturate the image, and he's stealth slug!</div>
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I played with the values, double checking the corrections in black and white:<br />
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Here's how it looks now. More changes to come, I'm sure.<br />
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*At the SCBWI 2013 Summer Conference.<br />Namowal (Jennifer Bourne)http://www.blogger.com/profile/00384500508934864421noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36618421.post-33720530222265278912013-07-30T19:02:00.001-07:002013-07-30T19:02:56.781-07:00Bad Mood, Good MoodDidn't have enough time to work on these two as much as I wanted, but they'll do. <br />
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<br />Namowal (Jennifer Bourne)http://www.blogger.com/profile/00384500508934864421noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36618421.post-2808287698550970212013-07-23T12:17:00.000-07:002013-07-24T17:03:20.267-07:00Spooky Ghost Arm!I revisit my accident in an unexpected context. <br />
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Namowal (Jennifer Bourne)http://www.blogger.com/profile/00384500508934864421noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36618421.post-68156505566965546652013-07-19T09:05:00.000-07:002013-07-19T09:05:56.238-07:00Creepy Alien Monster<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Namowal (Jennifer Bourne)http://www.blogger.com/profile/00384500508934864421noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36618421.post-63560104094532204932013-05-08T20:23:00.000-07:002013-05-08T20:23:21.452-07:00Now What?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I'd been busy. Working nights, working weekends. My show was <i>supposed</i> to end in early March and then I'd get a break. I could skydive again!<br />
That's not what happened. The show extended into March. Then April. Our studio had new owners. We <i>weren't </i>closing down! Did this mean my job <i>wasn't</i> in jeopardy?<br />
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My department got the boot. </div>
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Pretty much<i> everyone I knew</i> got the boot. We weren't doing anything wrong. There wasn't any new work (I think the bankruptcy spooked potential bidders). What would be the point of keeping everyone until that changed? And wasn't it cheaper to have this thing done overseas anyway?<br />To make things worse, it wasn't like I could just get a job at another studio down the street. Most local studios had closed or moved their workloads overseas (tax incentive deals). </div>
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I'd sensed my career (which in turn supported my skydiving ) might be in danger, but this finality hit me like a brick.<i> That job you loved? The one you worked so hard at to be good at? It's gone. At least you'll have skydiv- oh wait. Without a steady income or insurance you're not doing <b>that </b>either.</i></div>
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In the opera "Madama Butterfly," there's a scene near the end where the heroine expects to be reunited with her husband (whom she knows is in town). In one moment she learns that he has a new wife <i>and</i> he's only swinging by pick up her child so he and his new wife can raise it. She says "They want to take<i> everything!"</i></div>
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That part of the show kept playing in my head. They want to take<i> everything*.</i></div>
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When I was a kid, parents and teachers taught me that if I were good, and if I really, really tried (and didn't just coast,) that I'd be successful. Maybe not rich, but okay. Down and out people were lazy or had screwed up, I was told. That scared me! <i>What if I screwed up? </i> I tried really hard to be a good kid.<br />
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In my teens I read something about Walt Disney (whom I admired.) A departure from the "believe in your dreams" fluff that often followed his name:<br />"He learned to work and work hard."<br />
I never forget that. "Learn to work and work hard." It wasn't just wishes and imagination. "Work and work hard" was a key to success.<br />
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After a decade of "working and working hard**," I'd developed a lot of skills. I could paint, rotoscope, composite, retime, pull green screens, troubleshoot...<br />
...but these weren't skills that transferred to other fields. Skill-wise I was a freak. And the freak show was gone. <i>Now what?</i><br />
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<i>And,</i> what I <i>could </i>do was done on special software. Only my workplace used it. It was like I spent the last ten years of my life learning how to master a weird musical instrument...<br />
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...only to discover every one of them had exploded Did I know how to play something else? A piano? A violin? I certainly could learn, but I'd still be competing with people who had been playing "standard" instruments for years... (who most likely lived and worked outside of the United States.)<br /><i>I had screwed up.</i><br />
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My Inner Critic wasn't impressed. Other people had to start over from scratch. Did I think I was special? Who did I think I was, anyway? Boo hoo hoo. <br />
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Maybe a career change was in order, but what? I had no talent in the promising "STEM" fields (science, tech, engineering, math.) I'm too squeamish to be a nurse. I disliked teaching for multiple reasons (and wasn't very good at it). Should I try my hand at being a professional illustrator? No, that was silly. But my main career was dipping into "silly" territory too. So many of my colleges (including those who were in the industry longer and were more talented than me) can't find steady work. There has to be<i> something </i>else I'd be good at. I wonder what it is? And how will I discover it?<br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">*okay, I didn't have a bigamist spouse who wanted to snatch my kid from me, nor did I go blind, lose a limb etc.. Also I have some money saved up, and could probably afford to do a few jumps... ...but one doesn't get better in the sport doing one jump every three or four weeks. I want to jump regularly and<i> get better. </i></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">**I used to stay hours later each night to learn new things. Sometimes I'd sneak in on Saturdays (not counting the Saturdays I was supposed to work anyway). Work was a number one priority. After my accident, I skipped some physical therapy appointments when the workload got crazy. Once I had to back out of a family vacation (a birthday present from my family) at the last minute because of work and deadlines. I'm not looking for sympathy or martyr status here- just saying <i>I wasn't fooling around.</i> My job meant the world to me.</span>Namowal (Jennifer Bourne)http://www.blogger.com/profile/00384500508934864421noreply@blogger.com10