Thursday, July 31, 2014

The Cookie Snatchers


Cat and Parrot





Nom Nom Nom

Did Cookie Monster originate "Nom nom nom!" for "I'm snacking on something, perhaps ravenously?"

Toucan in Venice


Bug Sketch


Far Away


Self Portrait from Last Year


Lollypop


Flamingo Sketch


Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Interview with my Subconscious Mind.


ME: So, tell me about yourself.  What makes you tick?

SUBCONSCIOUS: Want Hostess Ding Dong!

ME:  Sorry, but you're not getting one-

SUBCONSCIOUS:  Ding Dong gots chocolate and white filling.  Yum!  Ding Dongs!

ME: Yes, but this isn't about Ding Dongs.  It's about you.  Tell me about-

SUBCONSCIOUS: WANT DING DONG!!!

ME: You can keep saying that, but you're not getting a Ding Dong.  Got it?

(someone walks by)

SUBCONSCIOUS:  That ugly person!

ME: That's not very nice...!  Shame on you!

SUBCONSCIOUS: No like  ugly person!

ME: You haven't even met them.  Why are you so judgement-

(car backfires nearby)

SUBCONSCIOUS:  Danger!  Danger!  Danger!  Danger!

ME: Calm down!

SUBCONSCIOUS:  Danger! Must fight!  Must run away!

ME: It's someone's car, you dolt!  It's harmless.

SUBCONSCIOUS:  Maybe not danger?

ME: Of course not!

SUBCONSCIOUS: Safe?

ME: Yes, you're safe.

SUBCONSCIOUS:  Me safe now.  Want Ding Dong.