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I see People Magazine released their 100 Most Beautiful People issue.
I didn't read it because:
- I didn't make the list.
- The people who did make the list have nothing to do with me.
I've seen issues like that before. They usually toss in a few toads to show how deep they are. As if to say "Yeppers, this three eyed, toothless leper has made our beauty list because she rescued baby seals. We see her inner beauty. Aren't we profound? (Okay, enough of this inner beauty crap! Turn the page for more gods and goddesses!)"