Sunday, June 27, 2010

Those !!#@%^! Dolls.

Troll dolls are supposed to be cute, but I think they're ugly:  The headlamp eyes, the matted hair, the orangeish skin...   ...and that cloying "pwease be my fwiend" expression! Yecch!
 I've seen cuter stuff floating in formaldehyde.
Who the heck buys these things?
Obviously, lots of people do.  They've been a big hit since the 1960s. 
Then this occurred to me:
Troll dolls = hideous things
Troll dolls = loved worldwide, iconic.
This blog = not loved worldwide (only a small percentage of visitors return), no iconic status.
Therefore his blog is more awful than those !!#@%^! dolls.

The troll dolls have something I don't.
Bastards!

5 comments:

Shades Below said...

Which one is it...Mary-Kate, or Ashley?

Namowal said...

Shades Below,
Whoa... there is a resemblance!

Linda said...

"I've seen cuter stuff floating in formaldehyde."

Genius!!!

Namowal said...

Thanks, Linda!

There can only be one PHYL said...

babe it's been awhile since i visited ur blog but i always come back!! it's so nice and humorous :) don't ever stop =)