by Roscoe the Bratty Kid, Guest Blogger.
Hi Santa, how are you? I hope you are doing good.
I'm writing this because some people said I was bad but the truth was I wasn't being bad!!!
Remember when I got busted for setting the beanbag monkey on fire? It wasn't on purpose. I put him on the stove but I forgot about him being on the stove and then I played with the knobs and that's how he got on fire but it was a 100% accident. Also my mom said a bad word when she caught me so maybe you could put her on the Naughty List.
Then at school I just happened to be sitting on the bench and there just happened to be an old pencil I found so I drew a robot on the wall but I thought it was okay because you can erase pencil. The teacher didn't think it was okay. So if she told you I was bad, then she told you a lie! Maybe she should be on the Naughty List too.
That was the same day I got in trouble for shoving Rex, but I only shoved him because he kept going "Rosco bo-bosco bananna fana fo-fosco- me-mi-mo mosco! Roscoe" all day and he wouldn't stop.
Also yesterday I got in trouble for singing "Baby, baby, soak your head in the gravy" to Rex. I was just trying to be funny but he got mad and told on me. That's why I got timed out.
I think Rex belongs on the Naughty List too.
So now you know the truth.. Also I did some good things this week. I ate my broccoli and chewed with my mouth closed and I took my vitamins
Your biggest fan,
p.s. Never mind about putting Rex on the Naughty List because he gets a bunch of candy for Christmas and his mom makes him share when I come over.