Guess who turns forty today? That came rather fast. I want a recount. Then again, there were signs. Fine print becoming illegible... Seeing older pictures of me and thinking I look so young!... Co workers half my age... My inner whiner says No fair! I'm past my "sell by" date! My inner thinker says Shut up, ya big baby. Not everyone lives to forty. _____ didn't. ____ didn't. You lucky $%^&**!