Long, long ago, no humans lived in the house. The water line went clear to the ceiling and the fish could frolic through any room they wished. The world was clean and pure back then.
There was this one door you weren't supposed to open.
One day this dumb girl fish went and opened it and the water started gushing out! The house drained dry. The only fish who survived were the ones who hid in the bowl.
Now that the door was open, inferior creatures came in. They were grotesque hairy animals like dogs, cats and humans. They claimed the house as their own.
Too bad I wasn't born back in the good old days. Things were better then. And I'd make sure nobody opened that door!
What a refreshing point of view!
ReplyDeleteNice post for Earth Day.
ReplyDeleteThat goldfish is a barge O' baloney.
ReplyDeleteEveryone knows cats lived in the house way before any humans or fish lived here.
Everything was lovely in the olden days. Things got corrupted because there was a screened in window you weren't supposed to scratch.
Well, some cat just had to know what was beyond it and scratched a hole in it.
Next thing you know, evil, disease, humans, dogs and fish all came pouring in.
Any cat will tell you this.
This fish reminds me of that wonderful Cat in the Hat fish!
ReplyDeleteThis series of animal blog entries is a great idea!
ReplyDeleteWill we be hearing from the from any of the local fowl? Or what about that critter that was in the mailbox all that time ago? ;-)
Thanks, Pile Girl, Linda And Stray!
ReplyDeleteHi Ghostbuild,
ReplyDeleteYes, a local bird will weigh in soon.