Why Meeting a Historical Person You Admire Might Be Horrifying

What DID You Just Bite?

There's nothing like eating food you really like.     

 There's also nothing  like chomping down on something that  doesn't belong in food you really like.  The spell is broken!

  What did you just bite?

And what else might your meal be mined with?    So many possibilities:

 

Nightmare at 45 R.P.M.

I dreamed of 45 records on needle-like stems.

Each one, when stepped upon, played.

Musical horror commenced:

Then came writhing tape to drag me away
To Cassette and 8-track Hell:

Where played the worst song of them all.