Tuesday, February 18, 2014
ME: So, tell me about yourself. What makes you tick?
SUBCONSCIOUS: Want Hostess Ding Dong!
ME: Sorry, but you're not getting one-
SUBCONSCIOUS: Ding Dong gots chocolate and white filling. Yum! Ding Dongs!
ME: Yes, but this isn't about Ding Dongs. It's about you. Tell me about-
SUBCONSCIOUS: WANT DING DONG!!!
ME: You can keep saying that, but you're not getting a Ding Dong. Got it?
(someone walks by)
SUBCONSCIOUS: That ugly person!
ME: That's not very nice...! Shame on you!
SUBCONSCIOUS: No like ugly person!
ME: You haven't even met them. Why are you so judgement-
(car backfires nearby)
SUBCONSCIOUS: Danger! Danger! Danger! Danger!
ME: Calm down!
SUBCONSCIOUS: Danger! Must fight! Must run away!
ME: It's someone's car, you dolt! It's harmless.
SUBCONSCIOUS: Maybe not danger?
ME: Of course not!
ME: Yes, you're safe.
SUBCONSCIOUS: Me safe now. Want Ding Dong.