To make sure nobody missed out, he took pictures and posted them on Facebook.
Here's a censored version I made for this blog:
(For uncensored versions, click here, or here, but be forewarned: they're nasty.)
Friends were quick to comment. I'd say the remarks broke down as follows:
" I just talked to my dad," Reid added. "I told him it was a pretty bad cut. I tried to explain but ended up emailing him one of the meatier photos..."
The conversation continued like this:
DAD: Holy shit Buddy, that is the worst cut I've ever seen! I mean really, shit! How the fuck.....?! ...hold one one second ... ... i gotta find something.
REID: What, Dad?
DAD: Printer paper, stupid! This can only be done proper justice with glossy photo paper.
REID: What, you want to show it off?
DAD: Hell yes! I'm showing everyone! I mean, that's a great cut. I'm proud of you! You did it just like a [someone from our family] should..... with GUSTO!!!! Well let me know if you need anything. I am gonna print this and head out of here. Love you Buddy!
Now that's a Hallmark moment.
p.s. Thanks to Reid for giving permission to blog about this.